Never have I ever – 19 things I’ve never done

I’ve done quite a lot of STUFF in my life.

By ‘stuff’ I mean the kind of things that you normally see on people’s bucket lists, like flying in a hot air balloon, riding in a helicopter, or jumping out of a plane. (True story – when I jumped out of a plane I passed out mid air and woke up on the ground. Oops.)

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I have a list of 40 things I want to do before I’m 40, which helps, but generally I like to try things, even if it’s only once. Like skiing.

*shudders at the memory*

If I ever play ‘never have I ever’ then, I sometimes find it hard to think up things that I haven’t done that I think other people will have done. At the same time, I’m quite easy to play against.

‘Never have I ever had a baby at 17,’ someone might say.

Hmmm.

‘Never have I ever adopted three cats.’

Yeah, okay, whatever.

I thought it might be fun to do a post where I thought up some things that I have never done. Not random stuff – the kind of thing that I feel like a lot of other people WILL have done.

You can have a read and see if any of them apply to you, or add a comment telling me some of the most unusual things that you’ve never done, and I’ll see if I have done them. FUN TIMES FOR EVERYONE.

So…

Never have I ever:

1. Broken a bone

2. Watched Goonies

3. Done a bungee jump

4. Smoked a cigar

5. Had a general anaesthetic

6. Been skinny dipping

7. Made a prank call

8. Punched anyone

9. Had sex in a toilet cubicle

10. Been robbed or burgled

11. Been arrested

12. Cheated in a test

13. Had stitches

14. Been on the TV

15. Stayed awake all night

16. Been hypnotised

17. Had a detention

18. Been scuba diving

19. Had anything waxed

That’s all I can think of for now. How many of these have you done? Please do leave a comment and let me know the things you’ve never done.

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17 Comments

  1. 9 March, 2018 / 12:15 pm

    I just had to drink ELEVEN shots… that’s not good as I’m currently at my desk in the office… which is now spinning slightly…

    • Jo Middleton
      Author
      9 March, 2018 / 2:04 pm

      I’m imagining you now smoking a cigar in a prison cell, having been arrested for sex in a toilet cubicle :-D

  2. Allie
    9 March, 2018 / 2:40 pm

    Two! Broken bone (little finger) and general anaesthetic (wisdom teeth).
    I’m happily very boring.

    • Jo Middleton
      Author
      9 March, 2018 / 3:44 pm

      You’ve only had to have two drinks then! Are there any other things you haven’t done that most people have?

  3. William Gould
    Twitter:
    10 March, 2018 / 12:30 am

    I’ve not done 11 of those, but have done 8 – not saying which though….. lol

  4. 10 March, 2018 / 10:22 am

    Oh my I haven’t done about 11 of those!

    Broke a bone
    Watched the Goonies
    Smoked a cigar
    Had sex in a public toilet
    Bungee jump
    Been arrested
    Skinny dipping
    Been on TV
    Cheated on a test
    Scuba diving
    Stayed awake all night

    Now to make myself exciting, I need to do all of the above!

  5. 10 March, 2018 / 3:25 pm

    You would never want to break a bone either – its a nightmare and blooming hurts!

    • Jo Middleton
      Author
      12 March, 2018 / 9:40 am

      Yeah, I won’t be putting that one on any kind of bucket list!

  6. Mel
    11 March, 2018 / 10:59 pm

    All except 5!! well nearly 4… was almost arrested on my hen night

    • Jo Middleton
      Author
      12 March, 2018 / 9:39 am

      Wow Mel, I’m impressed! You’re going to be the drunkest here though in the game – get those shots lined up…

  7. 14 March, 2018 / 8:24 pm

    There’s loads of them I have never done

    Broken a bone
    Done a bungee jump
    Smoked a cigar
    Had a general anaesthetic
    Been skinny dipping
    Had sex in a toilet cubicle
    Been arrested
    Cheated in a test
    Been on the TV
    Been hypnotised
    Had a detention
    Been scuba diving
    Had anything waxed

    But that’s fine with me

  8. Alex
    17 March, 2018 / 5:49 pm

    I’ve not done a bungee jump, had sex in a toilet, been arrested, been robbed or burgled or been hypnotised…. as far as I remember.
    The rest were all part of growing up…
    Seems I still have some growing up to do..?

    • Jo Middleton
      Author
      19 March, 2018 / 12:02 pm

      Wow, but you’ve done ALL the rest?? That’s pretty impressive! You’d be drunk now though of course if we were playing the game, so I win :-D

  9. 19 March, 2018 / 10:25 am

    oh Lordy – only 8 to go for me!

    However. I have never ever been so distracted on a Monday morning when I should be working! Well done Jo :-)

    • Jo Middleton
      Author
      19 March, 2018 / 12:00 pm

      Wow Pam, you have been a busy lady! I’m intrigued to know which 8 now…

  10. 10 April, 2018 / 9:12 pm

    This is great! So, I have:

    2. Watched Goonies

    4. Smoked a cigar

    5. Had a general anaesthetic

    7. Made a prank call

    13. Had stitches

    15. Stayed awake all night

    17. Had a detention

    19. Had anything waxed

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