Do you remember that time my pyjamas smelt of Michael Bublé?
It was a while ago now, and I’ve washed them a few times since. The smell is no longer there.
Michael seemed put out last time he came round.
‘Why do your pyjamas no longer smell of meeeee?’ he sang. ‘Why have you forsaken me so?’
‘Michael, Michael,’ I replied, trying to quieten him down a little bit, ‘you need to get over this, you need to move on.’
‘But Josephiiiiiiine!’ he sang, at such high volume that the cats hid under the bed, ‘I cannot leeeeeeeave you!’
‘Well you must Michael,’ I insisted, shooing him down the stairs and out of the front door.
‘At least let me leave you this By Invitation gift set,’ he said, thrusting a box through the gap in the door in a last ditch attempt to win my heart. ‘It contains a 50ml Eau de Parfum and a 150ml shower gel. Spray a little on your pillow and think of me!’
I took it, just so he would leave, but I can’t keep it, so I’m giving it away in this competition.*
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*Note: this story is entirely fabricated. The competition is real.