I think I might have a problem.
I’ve got this thing.
I do it when I find myself alone in the house.
Sometimes I will do it in bed before Boyfriend comes up and then act all casual because I say I don’t like phones in bed, and I really don’t like phones in bed.
Occasionally in the past I have even spent money on it, and then felt deeply ashamed.
It’s not crack.
It’s Candy Crush Saga.
Sometimes when I close my eyes I see sweeties bumping together and disappearing.
Are you a Candy Crush addict?