Celebrating Movember with my top six moustaches

I’m not generally a fan of moustaches. Full beards are fine, but moustaches on their own? I’m not convinced.

However, what with this being Movember and all, I thought I would put my facial hair prejudices to one side and bring you my top six favourite moustaches.

David Suchet as Hercule Poirot

How can you not have massive respect for a man whose catchphrases include such gems as ‘a good crime is like a fine omelette’? (Said to make omelette sound like it has three syllables.)

This is artistic moustachery at it’s very finest from a man who would never be seen with egg on his face.

"David Suchet as Hercule Poirot"

Tom Selleck as Magmun PI

I’m just going to let this picture speak for itself. Who cares that he is pretending to talk into an unconnected phone handset as he strolls out of the sea?

"Magnum PI"

Salvador Dali

Goodness me. I mean look! This isn’t a moustache, it’s a work of art. He was mad though. Not that you can tell.

"Salvador Dali"

Ned Flanders

A man with a mou-diddily-stache you can trust.

"Ned Flanders"

Herve Diebolt

Herve is pictured here as a competitor in the World Beard and Moustache Championships. The World Beard and Moustache Championships. I will forever regret that I was not born a man.

"Herve Diebolt"


What a cutie.

"Bee with a moustache"Who sports your favourite moustache?



  1. 20 November, 2012 / 9:41 pm

    Magnum PI! I used to love it at as a little girl and, on seeing that pic, I’d certainly like to revisit it!

  2. rinsimpson
    20 November, 2012 / 9:55 pm

    Ooh, you can’t make me choose between Poirot (hero) and Magnum (phwoar)!

  3. 21 November, 2012 / 6:28 am

    Let’s face it, Tom Select is a god, I’m not a moustache fan at all, but I’ll forgive him his. I think he’s the only bloke who would look wrong without one

  4. 21 November, 2012 / 6:29 am

    or Tom Selleck even! lol while stamping on phone

  5. 1 January, 2013 / 10:39 am

    i would choose bee

    alright i would choose poirot because i ship hoirot

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