Bored of the same old rubbish twitter accounts? Find yourself aimlessly scrolling through your timeline day after day, muting randomers and feeling your brain slowly start to shut down? You need to revamp your following list with some educational, powerful and hilarious accounts.
Here are 11 super cool Twitter accounts you should follow:
This one is obviously me. I am great. Please follow.
I ate a sandwich but it has not helped my focus.
I need a new plan.
The sandwich plan was rubbish.
— Slummy Single Mummy (@mummyblogger) March 14, 2016
This account is really simple and effective in that it simply changes the genders of people in workplace scenario tweets and similar. Hilarious and really makes you think.
CONGRATULATIONS to all male satirists for juggling laundry, kids, salad, brittle hair, the use of humour and Touche Eclat.
— manwhohasitall (@manwhohasitall) March 11, 2016
‘Office sundries’ at their very best, plus more besides. I love stationery at the best of times, but love it even more when it is beautifully arranged and photographed. Oh, and I love teacakes.
— Present & Correct (@presentcorrect) March 14, 2016
Soraya was instrumental in the movement to get Facebook to crack down on rape jokes, gender-based hate speech, and violence against women, back at the end of May.
Women reading what Trump says about us. https://t.co/xRXfiZdfn7
— Soraya Chemaly (@schemaly) March 14, 2016
A stamp collector and photographer – apparently the secret recipe for a beautiful Twitter account. I used to collect stamps when I was a rock and roll type teenager, and still have a soft spot for them.
— Send More Mail (@send_more_mail) March 3, 2016
Jamilah is the digital news and life editor for Ebony magazine. She’s also hilarious and opinionated.
I got my first cycle during the Simpson trial. The People vs OJ and nature vs Jamilah, same year. #blackhistory
— jamilah lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) March 15, 2016
Actress and star of “2 Broke Girls” Kat Dennings is one of the funniest famous people on Twitter in my opinion. Her Instagram is worth a follow too, whether you’re a 2BG fan or not.
Always a corpse bridesmaid, never a corpse bride
— Kat Dennings (@OfficialKat) March 10, 2016
It’s just an account that goes “bong bong bong” when Big Ben is actually bonging. Hilarious and you’ll never not know the time.
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
— Big Ben (@big_ben_clock) March 15, 2016
Bored of hearing the same old stuff about Kim Kardashian’s new jeans? Fake Showbiz News parodies random celebrity “news” announcements. Much more interesting and funny than the real ones.
BUDGET 2016: George Osborne to impose higher tax rate on people who write ‘on route’ instead of ‘en route’.
— Fake Showbiz News (@FakeShowbizNews) March 15, 2016
Parody account of King Henry Tudor. The funniest part is that these tweets are probably what he would actually have posted if he was alive today.
– surly swagger
– bellicose bacon
– moody muttering
– stroppy royal supremacy
– querulous cake
– brusquely burning bellends
— Henry Tudor (@KngHnryVIII) March 14, 2016
My ‘favourite daughter who has her own Twitter account’, Bee. Follow her for funny life updates, recipes and random retweets of Peep Show quotes.
Me when dudes are upset. pic.twitter.com/TW9QIep55i
— beeface (@ooftbeebee) March 14, 2016
What are your favourite Twitter accounts?