This news story made me laugh this morning. A lorry overturned on the M1 last night, spilling 20 tonnes of marmite onto the carriageway. TWENTY TONNES of marmite. The motorway was closed in both directions for the clear up operation.
Surely though the solution is simple – get everyone out of their cars, make the people who hate marmite go and stand on the opposite carriageway, and give them cups of tea and biscuits to keep them happy. Then put all the people who love marmite in the marmitey lanes and give them all pieces of toast.
(This country really should put me in charge of more things.)