Today the finalists for the Loved By Parents awards were announced, and I’m very excited indeed to be a finalist in the ‘Blogger of the Year’ category. Now I’m not one for awards normally – I get all the self-worth I need from a strong sense of inner confidence and…
Hahahahaha! Who am I kidding?
Anyone who knows me knows that I am totally praise driven, and that a lovely shiny award is just about as good as it gets for me. It explains why I had no friends at school, but I can’t help it, I like people to say ‘Oooh well done Jo, that’s right, aren’t you clever?’
I don’t even care if they don’t mean it, I just find it comforting to hear.
Best you vote for me in the Loved By Parents special award for Blogger of the Year, or else I will cry myself to sleep every night, convinced that no one loves me and that I’m worth nothing.
That’s right, off you go…
P.S. If you’re wondering how to use your other votes, can I suggest The Day That in the creative ‘best innovative gift’ category, and a few votes for Cuddledry in the bath section? Just if you fancy it. It’s not that I work for them and want them to say ‘Oooh Jo, aren’t you clever?’ or anything.*
*Not strictly true.