Today I want to confess a pet hate.
Self-styled crazy people. They drive me nuts.
“Oh yeah,” they cackle, “don’t worry about me, I’m bonkers, all my friends say so!”
*cue jazz hands and novelty bow tie spinning in circles*
I just don’t understand it. Is it a confidence thing? Do these people believe that they’re basically so dull that they have to create this madcap personality, who is constantly entertaining their friends by doing absolutely bonkers things like eating sandwiches made with hundreds and thousands and tomato ketchup?
This afternoon then, I felt the urge to rise to the challenge, to show these mavericks just how crazy I can be when I want to. Have a look at this picture:
It looks perfectly innocent doesn’t it? A nice cold drink sat on a desk, but let’s look a little closer shall we, and uncover the truth…
This my friends, is a Coca-Cola glass. And do you know what is in this glass?
What do you think of that eh?
I’m mad I am.