A to Z of Bristol

I have to make a confession. This isn’t really a very good A to Z. There isn’t even an A for starters, and there aren’t many of the other letters either, although I have two for C. Please do not use this post to help you find your way around Bristol. You will get lost.

So now you’re thinking aren’t you, what even is the point of this post? It’s a good question.

There isn’t one really, other than I found a street name that I thought was funny, and it made me wonder what other unusual street names there might be in the city. I had a look in a real A to Z of Bristol, and found a few more, and here they are.

Do let me know if you have any interesting street names of your own.

First off…

"Battenburg Road"

What no cake?

I got there, and guess what? No cake. Shocking.

And this one…

"Cheese Lane"

Just around the corner from Cracker Alley

No cheese either, surprise surprise. I’d learnt my lesson from Battenburg Road though, so I wasn’t so disappointed this time. Cheese Lane actually has some significance for me, as it was where I parked my car when I went for the job interview for my first proper job out of University. There’s a fascinating fact for you.

You next one is just childish…

"Cock Road"

*snigger*

I felt pretty silly getting out of the car to take the photo. I tried to look casual and slightly scathing at the same time, trying to create the impression to passers-by that perhaps I was taking the picture for a friend, against my will.

To balance that one, how about this for a street name…

"Happy Lane"

*stops sniggering*

That’s just nice isn’t it? If you had to choose a street to live in, Happy Lane sounds pretty promising.

And finally, at least I got one thing right…

"Zed Alley"

The end

25 comments on “A to Z of Bristol

  1. Sandy Calico says:

    Cock *sniggers*. Best post ever.

  2. Suzy says:

    Yup, also sniggering at Cock Road. Any other childish ones we can convince you to go and snap?!

  3. TheBoyandMe says:

    Fab place names. If I lived on Batternburg Lane, I’d bloody open a cake shop selling it!

  4. Thanks for the chuckles. This was a fun post.

  5. themummyadventure says:

    have you seen the inbetweeners, they tour England taking pictures at silly street names. Going to Bristol for the first time this weekend and will look out for cock lane

  6. Oh you do make me larf Josephine.

  7. You missed Johnny Ball Lane! Surely the funniest street name in Bristol (its next to Hotel du Vin)

  8. Nicky says:

    ‘There and back again lane’ is brilliant, near Berkeley Square at the top of Park St. It’s a dead end, by the way…

    • jomiddleton says:

      THAT’S the one I was trying to think of! I knew I’d seen a street somewhere that was more like a sentence, but my elderly brain couldn’t remember what or where it was. I definitely feel a part two coming on.

  9. Expat Mammy says:

    I lived in bristol most of my life and never seen any of those, awesome, i she most of my ex boyfriends live in Cock lane

  10. Cock Road

    Fanny Street in Cardiff always makes me laff

  11. purplemum says:

    I used to live up North and giggled like a school child every time we passed Wetwang!

  12. Ahhh I so want to live in Happy Lane! Would make me smile every time I wrote my address! :)

  13. lisbeth says:

    It would be quite STRESSFUL living in Happy Lane. What happens if your life fell to pieces or you were horribly depressed?! You’d feel terribly embarassed…

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